Posted April 29, 2013

Chrissy Teigen’s Tweets of the Week

Chrissy Teigen sounds off on Paris Hilton, beets, Washington DC, farting taxis and more

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Chrissy Teigen loves to tweet. Sometimes it’s funny. Sometimes it’s offensive. Sometimes it’s both. Each Monday SwimDaily compiles Teigen’s best tweets from the previous week.  

Chrissy Teigen :: James Macari/SI

Chrissy Teigen :: James Macari/SI

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On desert foods: “Snickers ice cream bars > anything” (8:52 PM – 22 Apr 13)

Snickers Ice Cream bar

Snickers Ice Cream bar

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On spreading the word for a Simple Life reunion with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie:No.” (6:22 PM – 24 Apr 13)

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton :: : J. Vespa/Getty Images

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton :: : J. Vespa/Getty Images

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On taxis: “Cabs should have no light for taken, yellow light for open and red light on top if they are currently farting.” (1:04 PM – 25 Apr 13)

NYC taxis

NYC taxis

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On the NFL Draft: “I’ve had better drafts up my skirt right ladies!!! #relevant #ontopic #sports #relatable #funny(1:48 PM – 25 Apr 13)

NFL Draft :: Michael LeBrecht/SI

NFL Draft :: Michael LeBrecht/SI

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On The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: “I wonder if Will’s aunt made it with that white guy? You’d hate for Vy to be right here.” (8:46 AM – 26 Apr 13)

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air cast :: NBC/Getty Images

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air cast :: NBC/Getty Images

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On visiting Washington DC: “I love being in DC it’s so cool and humbling to be in a place where so many of the worst fucking decisions ever are made!” (2:33 PM – 26 Apr 13)

The White House

The White House

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On Amy Pohler: “Basically Amy poehler is the most amazing woman ever.” (6:55 PM – 27 Apr 13)

Amy Poehler, John Legend and Chrissy Teigen :: Larry Busacca/Getty Images

Amy Poehler, John Legend and Chrissy Teigen :: Larry Busacca/Getty Images

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On beets: “Fuck beets.” (9:06 PM – 27 Apr 13)

Beets

Beets

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On Tim Tebow: “Tebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebow
tebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowteboguujgttfhjgffth”
(9:19 AM – 29 Apr 13)

Tim Tebow :: Heinz Kluetmeier/SI

Tim Tebow :: Heinz Kluetmeier/SI

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On coming out of the closet: “I dunno who you are Jason Collins but I am extremely proud of you if that means anything.” (11:38 AM – 29 Apr 13)

Jason Collins :: Kwaku Alston/SI

Jason Collins :: Kwaku Alston/SI

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